I've taught the Rainbows (preschool) class at our church off and on (mostly on) for 8 years now. But this week, I quit. (Just like I quit after every Wednesday night that happens to be on or near a full moon.)
As the kids arrived, they started playing dress-up. At one point, I had Moses, a fireman, and two princesses beating each other with cheerleader pompoms.
On second thought, I think I'll stick around. Good entertainment is hard to find. ;)